Added: Edlyn Brawner - Date: 15.01.2022 14:12 - Views: 21730 - Clicks: 1619
The other day I had a new experience which spiced up my visit to Bangers. Speaking of chili in your food, I like it very hot and spicy, so I always get extra chili put in it. When I eat in restaurants, food courts, I get amazed looks from the locals. They seem to think that their curry and chili is the hottest food in the world.
Even some spicy Spanish or Italian salamis, pepperonis, etc would be a challenge for a Thai who is only used to Thai spices. But I digress. The new experience I was referring to, although somewhat related to food, did not really have anything to do with culinary delights. Of course, most of us had heard about no hand restaurants before, one well known place being the one in the Galaxy Complex behind the Montien hotel, which is a tourist trap for Asian tours and such. So we all agreed to give it a go and Somchai hailed 2 taxis to give them directions there were 6 of us. When we all arrived, we proceeded to enter the establishment which was neon lit on the outside, but with more subdued lightning on the inside.
On arrival we were met by the host, a middle-aged gentleman, who greeted Somchai with great ceremony, like a valued customer. Anyway, she led us up 2 flights of stairs and into a private room, which I guess was deated a VIP room. There were plenty of cushions provided in case you felt like reclining. It reminded me of some sort of Turkish harem scene without the concubines. But we did not have to wait too long for them to arrive.
While a couple of waiters took our orders for a large bottle of Black Johnny and some mixers, Thais like to bastardize pure top quality scotch , our mamasan started to bring us a selection of delectable female talent for our selection. The first thing I noticed about these young nubile creatures was that they were of whiter skin and smaller stature to the usual lasses one comes across in the usual places. After some to and froing, with the mamasan busy keeping up a steady supply of vixens, we all made our choices and just to be on the safe side and to make sure that we get well fed, we all had two of these lovelies, one on each side, sitting besides us ready to serve.
Ok, so picture this; that makes 18 people all in all, around this round table ready to feast and gorge ourselves without any of us actually touching the food. As soon as the food started coming in copious quantities, the girls got busy with their chopsticks gingerly placing morsels of food in our gaping mouths. Imagine a nest full a chicks waiting for Mamma to sustain us. I had not been fed like this since I was a baby and I must say it felt good! As I looked around the room, I noticed everyone was more than content. I tried to actually have a conversation with my two assistants, but speaking English fell on deaf ears and when I switched to Thai, I could tell that was not their mother tongue either.
As far as I was concerned it was pretty cool, I felt like I was back in a time tunnel, when I first came to Thailand. Anyway, as the food kept coming and the Johnny Black got depleted and another bottle opened, we started getting pretty rowdy and decided to see if these youngsters had all their treasures in the right places. With some monetary inducements about 50 baht a garment we managed to cajole them into unrobing so we could send their clothes off to the laundry.
Next think I know, there is a girl sitting in the middle of the spinning top of the table and the game of pussy roulette begins. Needless to say, the evening turned out to be an all out orgy, both culinary and the other. Around 1 AM when we departed, the bill came to around 5, baht not counting the tips for the girls. Not a bad party if I say so myself and a bit different from the usual BKK fare. Get ready for an onslaught of s asking where that place is!
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